Sorry to give you the $Bbad$b news, but you’ve been kidnapped. You aren’t where Leela wanted you to go, and you surely won’t get there any time soon.
I was watching what Leela was having you do: ‘save the ship, save humanity!’ How boring. How cliché. You’ll find this little visit to my playpen much more exciting.
I have devised a little game for you to play: If you win, you go free, and we continue our relationship on friendlier terms. If you lose, you die.
Good luck in our little game. Unlike Leela, I give $Bno hints$b. Do it on your own, or die trying...